Santa's
Lament
I'm sending this note to
advise you.
That taxes have taken away,
The things I have found most
essential.
My reindeer, my workshop, my
sleigh.
Now I'm making my rounds on a
donkey,
He's old and crippled and
slow,
So you will know, if I don't
see you on Christmas,
I'll be out on my ASS in the
snow.
